How to get a "Girlfriend". (What not to do)

CHAPTER 1

Just a couple days back I came across this article which explained a dozen different  ways to get me a 'girlfriend'. And well, I read a couple of them and realized we're all being fooled by such people. So, here I am with a real time and practical approach on "How to get a Girlfriend".

Consider there's this single, desperate & horny guy who wants to get a girlfriend so bad that he googled this How to get a girlfriend and first line as a reply google gave was, "Ask her to be your girlfriend."

So, we people are quite followers of google you know we just follow it blindly. Google was like listen there's more to it but he's like "tune bola na bas, kaam ho jayga".

So the next day our guy went straight on to her and asked her to be his girlfriend as if he was asking for Syska LED. ( And i quote... 'Ask for syska'). 

And I'd be not writing this if the dating culture I've seen was this simple.

Let me give you the real picture now.

our single horny guy who has got a crush on a girl ,wait.. that doesn't sound right!.. Yeah, here it is;

Our single horny guy who has got a crush on the profile picture of a girl tends to commence a "GF-BF" relationship with the actual girl guess what did he does first, he went to a group of his other single and horny guy friends and brags about how good the profile picture is.

OK, if you think that doesn't make any sense, listen to this.

Then all these other single guys form an alliance with a sole mission to get their brother like friend the love of his life, the profile picture. Now, every master plan to get a girlfriend I've known, starts from facebook followed by instagram and if this chain successfully ended at whatsapp guys could hear " I'm gonna get laid" bells. 

And then one day our guy gathers the courage to send her a message on the contact number he acquired from official database and the moment she replies the "bhabhi" word starts to catch up and all sorts of arrangements are made, plans are commenced starting from her birthday to new year and valentines day.

For all those people out there who're wondering what happened, the profile picture of the girl said, "WHO'S THIS?"

So, this bring us to the conclusion;

LESSON 1: If you've done anything stated above I have just one strong recommendation for you. DON'T.
And for all those who were smart enough we've a lot in the closet for you.

Stay tuned