This post is strictly meant for humor and if you find it offensive in any sense please stop doing such stuff that I get to make fun of you.
I know the title here is copied but I haven't seen the film and this post would be nothing like it.
We live in a country of 22 official languages English being one of them. I know it and I'm self aware of the fact that I am no master of the language neither I'm going to mock those who aren't that good with it. But, somehow from various incidents that I've witnessed, I have got this idea that we aren't just communicating in English we are defecating in it too.
So, all I'm gonna do is point out some stuffs we say to sound 'cool' on a daily basis and make fun of those who do it.
We people do a no. of experiments and a lot of various stuffs to sound KEWL, however, I do not understand that what's so kewl about WrItiNg LiKe ThIs As If YoUr CaPsLoCk Is MaStUrBaTiNg.
May be there's a lot I do not understand but I do understand that the primary task of a language is to communicate and how I understand but you speak in words jumble my feel like me head struck in someone's large fucking ass.
Social media is a hub of people trying to pretend what they are not and failing it pretty bad at it. I feel sad for people who are struggling so hard that one day they wake up and had to post something like:
Also you get to witness a series of epic fails where all people like me would do is sit back stare at it and smile.
BASED ON REAL EVENTS
I know the title here is copied but I haven't seen the film and this post would be nothing like it.
We live in a country of 22 official languages English being one of them. I know it and I'm self aware of the fact that I am no master of the language neither I'm going to mock those who aren't that good with it. But, somehow from various incidents that I've witnessed, I have got this idea that we aren't just communicating in English we are defecating in it too.
So, all I'm gonna do is point out some stuffs we say to sound 'cool' on a daily basis and make fun of those who do it.
We people do a no. of experiments and a lot of various stuffs to sound KEWL, however, I do not understand that what's so kewl about WrItiNg LiKe ThIs As If YoUr CaPsLoCk Is MaStUrBaTiNg.
May be there's a lot I do not understand but I do understand that the primary task of a language is to communicate and how I understand but you speak in words jumble my feel like me head struck in someone's large fucking ass.
Social media is a hub of people trying to pretend what they are not and failing it pretty bad at it. I feel sad for people who are struggling so hard that one day they wake up and had to post something like:
Also you get to witness a series of epic fails where all people like me would do is sit back stare at it and smile.
Enclosing I'd like to say I don't even know why I posted this. These are some weird stuff from my head I observe and pass away.
People reading this, I have a serious request to make,
Next time when you see someone showing off their not so cool swag and you find it pretty sick and crappy, please DUNN do anything
Sit back, stare and smile.
Weird post signing off.
Stay tuned
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