So, campus recruitment drives, feels like big billion days of college. Discount on attendance and that damn competition for getting a job. Well, eventually some get it some don't. A person placed in a company with a hundred others like him from his own college and to be precise a 74999 more overall, when gets an average job feels happy and he should be because out of 1.5 million people like him graduating every year these 75K are the ones who at least are "placed". I think you people are now getting where I'm heading towards. An average graduate gets an average job and updates his status on a social networking, and its a good thing to do but its not what he did its the way he did, it was more like joey speaking french. So, here I am providing you all with the most exclusive tutorial of all time. Totally one of its kind
#PLACED #NameOFTheCompany
A useless quote on hard work or patience or being optimistic or I don't know just mix all these words and make a line by yourself.
//Here's a fact now, out of every 100 who saw your post, 80 pressed that like button, 30 were those who actually read it after the above two hashtags, out of those 30, 20 were placed with you and were searching their name in it so, this quote its something that no one will give a damn about. and I'm telling you if you would have read it a week ago you would have been like "WTF! Who does that!".//
Now, You start thanking people for their support. And of course you have to start with your parents for either supporting you or believing in you or trusting or giving you money and never asking where the fuck you've been spending it or you know just mix all these words and make a line by yourself.
// There's quite a possibility that you're parents are not on the following social networking site and there's very very slight possibility that you haven't even told them yet. I mean results were announced, you got placed one thing led to another, you might have forgotten, no big deal. But, you got to thank them first because the day they'll create an account on this social hub and the day they'll actually see your post, the first person you thanked were them. Damn! they're lucky.//
After parents you can either thank your faculties or your friends, depending upon who taught you for hours, worked really really hard for you, answered your fucking stupid doubts. And lets just say you have faculties who do that so thank them but of course you won't know more then a couple of names, don't panic. You had seniors, remember!. So copy paste names from over there and mention each name with a tidy #.
//Well you could have thanked them in person but this would have a greater impact. They might not have realize how thankful you are when you actually say that right in front of their faces, your eyes looking straight into their eyes, your smile staring in their face. NO! this is not a polite way. You should tag them with a #Name and write good about them this will certainly make them feel very special that you took some time to actually type initial 4 letters of their name. Damn! you're good.//
Now comes the next category- Friends. I know you want to mention each of your friend and I know that too, whatever the fish I write here you'll do it. So, do it. Mention each every friend's name with our favorite # and forget why we actually it was used but does that really matter. You're placed.
// So in this race of mentioning more friends and getting placed the first thing is, you don't tag people and thank them for their support who haven't accomplished the latter. You remember those 20 people who didn't liked your post that was because they fucking blocked you. I mean there was this guy who didn't got placed and got tagged in a dozen of posts whose first line starts with #placed. Now, this guy spent an entire day attending phone calls of people congratulating him and he was telling all of them that he wasn't placed and at the end of the day was like, I am gonna fuck some serious asses today. But on some level he deserved it, because he was one of those who used to send these candy crush requests that Son of a bitch had a day.
Now you need to end this shit you can thank some random friend of yours for his motivation because he/she randomly called you once on a random day turned out you had interview that day and that random conversation you had in your mind somewhere you feel like your entire interview was based on that 2 min of filthy crap.
After this use a #GodlyCatchyPhrase to thank god for making it come true because deep deep down your heart you always knew, with the load full of crap collected in your head since last three years only almighty can get you placed.
How to write Placement Status
#PLACED #NameOFTheCompany
A useless quote on hard work or patience or being optimistic or I don't know just mix all these words and make a line by yourself.
//Here's a fact now, out of every 100 who saw your post, 80 pressed that like button, 30 were those who actually read it after the above two hashtags, out of those 30, 20 were placed with you and were searching their name in it so, this quote its something that no one will give a damn about. and I'm telling you if you would have read it a week ago you would have been like "WTF! Who does that!".//
Now, You start thanking people for their support. And of course you have to start with your parents for either supporting you or believing in you or trusting or giving you money and never asking where the fuck you've been spending it or you know just mix all these words and make a line by yourself.
// There's quite a possibility that you're parents are not on the following social networking site and there's very very slight possibility that you haven't even told them yet. I mean results were announced, you got placed one thing led to another, you might have forgotten, no big deal. But, you got to thank them first because the day they'll create an account on this social hub and the day they'll actually see your post, the first person you thanked were them. Damn! they're lucky.//
After parents you can either thank your faculties or your friends, depending upon who taught you for hours, worked really really hard for you, answered your fucking stupid doubts. And lets just say you have faculties who do that so thank them but of course you won't know more then a couple of names, don't panic. You had seniors, remember!. So copy paste names from over there and mention each name with a tidy #.
//Well you could have thanked them in person but this would have a greater impact. They might not have realize how thankful you are when you actually say that right in front of their faces, your eyes looking straight into their eyes, your smile staring in their face. NO! this is not a polite way. You should tag them with a #Name and write good about them this will certainly make them feel very special that you took some time to actually type initial 4 letters of their name. Damn! you're good.//
Now comes the next category- Friends. I know you want to mention each of your friend and I know that too, whatever the fish I write here you'll do it. So, do it. Mention each every friend's name with our favorite # and forget why we actually it was used but does that really matter. You're placed.
// So in this race of mentioning more friends and getting placed the first thing is, you don't tag people and thank them for their support who haven't accomplished the latter. You remember those 20 people who didn't liked your post that was because they fucking blocked you. I mean there was this guy who didn't got placed and got tagged in a dozen of posts whose first line starts with #placed. Now, this guy spent an entire day attending phone calls of people congratulating him and he was telling all of them that he wasn't placed and at the end of the day was like, I am gonna fuck some serious asses today. But on some level he deserved it, because he was one of those who used to send these candy crush requests that Son of a bitch had a day.
Now you need to end this shit you can thank some random friend of yours for his motivation because he/she randomly called you once on a random day turned out you had interview that day and that random conversation you had in your mind somewhere you feel like your entire interview was based on that 2 min of filthy crap.
After this use a #GodlyCatchyPhrase to thank god for making it come true because deep deep down your heart you always knew, with the load full of crap collected in your head since last three years only almighty can get you placed.
